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Lollaby


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Lollaby


It’s bedtime at the Listies...

...but are Rich and Matt asleep? Prolly not. After all, there is a documentary team in the garden, a mossie loose in the bedroom and more than the normal amount of gas in the top bunk. 

Packed with 16 lol filled comedy tracks and NO sleeping, The Listies Lollaby is the our third comedy sketch album. Lollaby lets you explore a 100 room pillow fort*, learn who the Annoying Police are as well how to brush your teeth and dance at the same time!

*Not a treehouse, but oh so close.

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Tix


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Sydney Christmas!

The fun this year is NOT OVER for Listies Fanz. Sydney gets some free outdoor gigs for the Christmas thyme:

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RUIN XMAS AT THE GOLD COAST!

“It’s the night before Xmas and all through the flat, no-one is sleeping… especially Matt!”

We are super excited to announce that we are bringing our uproarious take on a holiday panto for the whole family to HOTA, Home of the Arts on the Gold Coast.

Paradise Showroom

Fri 14 Dec, 11am & 2pm
Sat 15 Dec, 11am & 2pm
Sun 16 Dec, 11am

TIX HERE

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Monkey Baa Theatre Darling Harbour

10-23 January
Tues to Fri, 10.30am and 1pm Sat, 11am
(Thurs 17 Jan, 12.30 will be a relaxed performance)
 TICKETS HERE

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THE Lost Lands

You Am I, Tim Finn, Clare Bowditch...AND THE LISTIES. WHAT A LINE UP AM I RITE? It must be Lost Lands, a fun packed music and arts festival for families at Werribee Mansions. You can camp, you can dance, you can LOL, see you there! NOV 3-4 TIX

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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ICKYPEDIA SYDNEY

  “ Rambunctious genius….Super fun – a brilliant mix of clowning and gross-out humour, general mischief with manic theatrical surprises the kids will go nuts for”

**** The Age

After a completely sold out run in Melbourne’s Victorian Arts Centre, Australia’s favourite kidult comedians, The Listies, are bringing their best-smelling book Ickypedia: A Dictionary of Disgusting New Words to Monkey Baa Theatre Darling harbour!

Snotmonsters, bubble machines and toilet paper guns, it’s a mix of clowning, slapstick, and improvised chaos that the whole family will enjoy!

*Undies for cows

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Ickyfoodia


Ickyfoodia


Ickyfoodia!

Following on from our disgusting first book Ickypedia, comes our even MORE disgusting sequel 'Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate Guide to Disgusting Food!' It's a CROOKBOOK full of INGROSSIENTS to make every kid into a DISASTERCHEF. It contains smelly and just plain horrible words, scribbles, COOKING DESTRUCTIONS and a guide to the world's worst RESTAURWRONGS. Full of made-up history, bonkers definitions, food unfacts and packed with illustrations by your very own Rich and Matt! Grab it HERE.

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ICKYPEDIA!

From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING**, our first book, the ICKYPEDIA*** has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC**** words you've never heard.

ICKYPEDIA is a dictionary of disgusting new words. It's a highly, educational tool for expanding your vocabulary. 

Find out what POOTIFUL***** means.  Get to know the terms BOOGERLICIOUS******,  DONOT*******and DROP PLOP********. 

*To burp the alphabet. **Rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. ***A dictionary of disgusting new words. ****Fantastically gross.*****A beautiful poo. ******A delicious booger. ******* Anything that is not a donut. ******** To poo from a great height.

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our ALBUMS!

We have three albums of comedy sketches, one is about us being stuck in the car, it's called The Listies Drive U Crazy,  one is about being stuck inside on a rainy day it's called The Listies Go Bananas and the other one is called The Listies Lollaby and it's about trying to sleep!

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