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The Listies Ruin Xmas TOUR!

THIS DECEMBER & NOVEMBER!

Lismore! Parramatta! Melbourne! Wollongong!

"PERFECT END-OF-YEAR FAMILY AMUSEMENT"
★★★★ The Sydney Morning Herald
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Excellent"
The Australian

Fresh from touring the world, Matt and Rich are back in Straya with a return season of their critically acclaimed and hugely popular show: The Listies Ruin Xmas! It’s a silly season sensation! Jam packed full of the classy things kids love like poo emojis, snow machines and inflatable Santa suits, The Listies know all the right buttons to push to make your kids—and you—shriek with laughter. Yule love it. 

FOR ALL KIDS AGED 4–400 Million (Dinosaurs allowed) 

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Our Book


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 ICKYPEDIA!

We wrote a book, it's called ICKYPEDIA: A Dictionary of Disgusting New Words, published by Penguin Books. From  ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING,** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you've never heard. Here are some examples

FRUIN To ruin a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it.
SPEWTIFUL A beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL.
UDDER PANTS Undies for cows.
ICKYPEDIA A disgusting book you should never, ever read.

Here are some informative movies that demonstrate some of the interesting words in the ICKYPEDIA...

Shows


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Shows currently Touring!

The Listies Make You LOL!

Alien attacks, toilet paper guns, spew, the rudest word in the world and the most disgusting pair of undies you have ever seen in your entire life. Raucous, unruly hour and guaranteed to have the whole family (even dads) LOLing, ROFLing and ROFLSHALBOWCOing.* Don't miss it!


(*Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard a Little Bit of Wee Came Out)

6D:Twice as good as 3d

Haunted backpacks, ninja nans, vomiting puppets and fully automatic toilet paper guns. Best of all an actual movie is made at every performance with a helmet mounted GoPro!

While stuffed full of all the high-brow things that kids love (like fart jokes and vomiting) The Listies ensure that audiences of all ages laugh as many times as they can. The silver screen is about to turn brown.

Hamlet: prince of skidmark

Hamlet is full of thrilling things that kids love in a good story: ghosts, castles, sword fights, fake blood and spooky stuff. 

And that’s not all… expect bonus pillow fights, pirates, ninjas, ninja pirates, aliens, ninja pirate aliens, zombies and a bunch of other hilarious stuff as The Listies take kids and their adults on a fun-filled hour of mayhem that mischievously celebrates the excitement and unpredictable nature of live theatre.  

The only thing we can be sure of is that everyone dies at the end – including the audience! 

Shows under construction...

ICKYPEDIA

The Listies, are bringing their best-smelling, award winning book ‘ICKYPEDIA: A Dictionary of Disgusting New Words’ to the stage! ICKYPEDIA will be a seriously silly show that answers all of life’s important questions: how do you take a SMELLFIE? What does POOETRY sound like? Who is the world’s worst chef? What is a HOOTENGRANNY? And how does one avoid a FARTQUAKE? Anarchic, spontaneous and astoundingly funny ICKYPEDIA will uneducates and delight audiences everywhere it goes! Rated D for Disgusting. Due to debut in mid 2017 at the Victorian Arts Centre Melbourne!

shows from ye olden days

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OUR CDS

We have two albums of comedy sketches, one is about us being stuck in the car, it's called The Listies Drive U Crazy, the other one is about being stuck inside on a rainy day it's called The Listies Go Bananas!

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