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OUR NEW MELBOURNE COMEDY FEST SHOW!

Gratuitous, ridiculous, hilarious, and possibly hazardous, our NEW SHOW called R.O.F.L.S.H.A.L.B.O.W.C.O (rolling on the floor laughing so hard a little bit of wee comes out)...so bring a towel!

R.O.F.L.S.H.A.L.B.O.W.C.O is a bonkers comedy extravaganza of epic proportions jam packed with magically stupid stuff. Any questions?

'Does it have a burpershop quartet?' Yes, yes it does.

'Does the show feature the world’s worst lullaby? YES

'Is there a mini panto fairy tale called Jack and the Beans-Talk about a boy who eats magic beans and farts himself into space?' I mean what show doesn't have that?

Show may or may not contain traces of banana

Show may or may not contain traces of banana

16th March 12:00& 2:30pm GPAC Geelong TICKETS HERE

6-21st April, Various times Coopers Malthouse, Beckett Theatre TICKETS HERE

Relaxed performances Sat 11am

Auslan sessions: Sat 13 April, 11am
Sat 20 April, 11am

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Ickyfoodia


Ickyfoodia


Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate guide to disgusting food.

Following on from our disgusting first book Ickypedia, comes our even MORE disgusting sequel 'Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate Guide to Disgusting Food!' It's a CROOKBOOK full of INGROSSIENTS to make every kid into a DISASTERCHEF. It contains smelly and just plain horrible words, scribbles, COOKING DESTRUCTIONS and a guide to the world's worst RESTAURWRONGS. Full of made-up history, bonkers definitions, food unfacts and packed with illustrations by your very own Rich and Matt! Grab it HERE.

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ICKYPEDIA: A dictionary of disgusting new words

From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING**, our first book, the ICKYPEDIA*** has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC**** words you've never heard.

ICKYPEDIA is a dictionary of disgusting new words. It's a highly, educational tool for expanding your vocabulary. 

Find out what POOTIFUL***** means.  Get to know the terms BOOGERLICIOUS******,  DONOT*******and DROP PLOP********. 

*To burp the alphabet. **Rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. ***A dictionary of disgusting new words. ****Fantastically gross.*****A beautiful poo. ******A delicious booger. ******* Anything that is not a donut. ******** To poo from a great height.

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Listen to our albums!

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our ALBUMS!

LOLLABY: The Bedtime Album that sends no-one to sleep. It’s bedtime at chez Listies but are Rich and Matt asleep? Prolly not. After all, there is a documentary team in the garden, a mossie loose in the bedroom and more than the normal amount of gas in the top bunk.

The Listies Lollaby lets you explore a 100 room pillow fort*, learn who the Annoying Police are as well how to brush your teeth and dance at the same time!

*Not a treehouse, but oh so close... 


The Listies Drive U Crazy,  is about being stuck inside on a rainy day it's called The Listies Go Bananas

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