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The Listies Make you LOL @ Melbourne Fringe Festival!

21st - 26th September

Our best of show, The Listies Make You LOL returns by POOPular demand to Melbourne Fringe Festival. Here are few FAQs about LOL:

  • Does it contain facetexting? Yep

  • Will you play 6D Pong? Oh you’d better believe it does.

  • Are you bringing your toilet paper cannons? We don’t go anywhere without them.

  • Will this show contain body rolls? Be there to find out.

    TIX are ON SALE HERE. Tell your friends and see you all there!


our NEW Web Series!

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We are putting the finishing touches on a new web series! It’s called The Listies Work For Peanuts! It’s about ‘2 guys, no job and an 8 3/4 year old landlord who wants her money’. Guess who the 2 guys are- that’s right, it’s us. Because it’s our webseries. The show will have 5 episodes and be released soon. And YES Andy Griffiths and Justine Clarke are IN IT! SIGN UP to our YOUTUBE CHANNEL to be sure to catch a first glimpse.


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Ickyfoodia


Ickyfoodia


Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate guide to disgusting food.

Following on from our disgusting first book Ickypedia, comes our even MORE disgusting sequel 'Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate Guide to Disgusting Food!' It's a CROOKBOOK full of INGROSSIENTS to make every kid into a DISASTERCHEF. It contains smelly and just plain horrible words, scribbles, COOKING DESTRUCTIONS and a guide to the world's worst RESTAURWRONGS. Full of made-up history, bonkers definitions, food unfacts and packed with illustrations by your very own Rich and Matt! Grab it HERE.

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ICKYPEDIA: A dictionary of disgusting new words

From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING**, our first book, the ICKYPEDIA*** has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC**** words you've never heard.

ICKYPEDIA is a dictionary of disgusting new words. It's a highly, educational tool for expanding your vocabulary. 

Find out what POOTIFUL***** means.  Get to know the terms BOOGERLICIOUS******,  DONOT*******and DROP PLOP********. 

*To burp the alphabet. **Rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. ***A dictionary of disgusting new words. ****Fantastically gross.*****A beautiful poo. ******A delicious booger. ******* Anything that is not a donut. ******** To poo from a great height.

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our ALBUMS!

LOLLABY: The Bedtime Album that sends no-one to sleep. It’s bedtime at chez Listies but are Rich and Matt asleep? Prolly not. After all, there is a documentary team in the garden, a mossie loose in the bedroom and more than the normal amount of gas in the top bunk.

The Listies Lollaby lets you explore a 100 room pillow fort*, learn who the Annoying Police are as well how to brush your teeth and dance at the same time!

*Not a treehouse, but oh so close... 


The Listies Drive U Crazy,  is about being stuck inside on a rainy day it's called The Listies Go Bananas

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