other Shows currently Touring!

The Listies Make You LOL!

Alien attacks, toilet paper guns, spew, the rudest word in the world and the most disgusting pair of undies you have ever seen in your entire life. Raucous, unruly hour and guaranteed to have the whole family (even dads) LOLing, ROFLing and ROFLSHALBOWCOing.* Don't miss it!

(*Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard a Little Bit of Wee Came Out)

The Listies Ruin xmas

“It’s the night before Xmas and all through the flat, no-one is sleeping... especially Matt!”

RUIN XMAS is The Listies’ uproarious take on a contemporary holiday panto for the whole family.

Set the night before the big day RUIN XMAS is jam packed full of the classy things kids love like poo emojis, snow machines and inflatable Santa suits, The Listies know all the right buttons to push to make your kids—and you—shriek with laughter. Yule love it.

Hamlet: prince of skidmark

Hamlet is full of thrilling things that kids love in a good story: ghosts, castles, sword fights, fake blood and spooky stuff. 

And that’s not all… expect bonus pillow fights, pirates, ninjas, ninja pirates, aliens, ninja pirate aliens, zombies and a bunch of other hilarious stuff as The Listies take kids and their adults on a fun-filled hour of mayhem that mischievously celebrates the excitement and unpredictable nature of live theatre.  

The only thing we can be sure of is that everyone dies at the end – including the audience! 

Shows under construction...


The Listies, are bringing their best-smelling, award winning book ‘ICKYPEDIA: A Dictionary of Disgusting New Words’ to the stage! ICKYPEDIA will be a seriously silly show that answers all of life’s important questions: how do you take a SMELLFIE? What does POOETRY sound like? Who is the world’s worst chef? What is a HOOTENGRANNY? And how does one avoid a FARTQUAKE? Anarchic, spontaneous and astoundingly funny ICKYPEDIA will uneducates and delight audiences everywhere it goes! Rated D for Disgusting. Due to debut in mid 2017 at the Victorian Arts Centre Melbourne!